*People believe a lot of crazy shit, especially about cancer. They will share their beliefs with you without any prompting from you at all.
*I don’t like wigs.
*Corn starch does not work as well as store-bought deodorant, I don’t care what the hippie blogger says.
*People also believe a lot of crazy shit about God. They will most definitely share those beliefs with you, especially when you have cancer and can’t move quickly in the opposite direction.
*There is a limit to how much police procedural television drama a person should watch on a daily basis.
*When you go out in public with a scarf covering your cue ball head, people will either do everything they can to not look at you or will make a point of looking you directly in the eye and smiling. I don’t know which is worse.
*Pink ribbons do not perk me up.
*If nothing else sounds good for dinner, put a potato in the oven.
*It is impossible to be in a bad mood when listening to Marvin Gaye.
*Try not to pass out in the checkout line at Target. It will freak people out.
*Some solitaire games are unwinnable.
*It is difficult to show surprise, disdain or judgemental disapproval when you don’t have eyebrows.
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